Crap Talk

Yesterday I heard the most crazy talk... It was something like:

- "Zebras run through the plains with a certain harmony... don't you agree?"
- "Well, actually they don't run, they just walk faster than normal!"
- "Shut up... walk? That's running, I must say! What the fuck do you know about walking anyway?"
- "ME? How dare you to judge my knowledge? I might not walk, but I've seen it some times!"
- "And are you sure it wasn't running that you saw?"
- "No, damn it! It was walking!"
- "Hummm for how long have you been here?"
- "Well, since I was born I guess!?"
- "And from this miserable perspective, you haven't seen any bloody animal passing by, running?"
- "Nope! But I've seen a few walking quite fast... do they count?"
- "Well, never mind! I was talking about running zebras, wasn't I?"
- "Yup, fast walking zebras, yes..."
- "They were running! I made the observation, for me that's running!"
- "Suit yourself! It's shitty conversation anyway."
- "That's a good joke, coming from you!"
- "WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMING FROM ME?"
- "Nothing... well, why don't we just go home?"
- "And do I have an option?"
- "Don't know... do you?"
- "Nope! SHIT!"
FLASH!!!
- "What's that?"
- "I'm clueless... but it's not the first time I see that!"
- "Have we been abducted?"
- "Better not know... lets head home fast! And stop rolling, ok?!"
- "Crap!"

I'll never forget these two guys!